*SNORK!!*

[patgund]

From the comments section of this post by trickster_

"-Also, the comment theusual linked about Obi-wan's relative age between ROTS and ANH and all the hookers and meth he must have been doing? Yeah. It's the only explanation.

Don't forget the booze. The tons and tons of booze. The booze so strong that one time Zaphod Beeblebrox walked into the Mos Eisley Cantina, took a whiff of Obi-Wan's drink, and backed off saying, "Whoa, man. Whoa. That's just freaky. Whoa."

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[selenesue.livejournal.com]

"People age at different rates, Jim" as Dr. McCoy once said. He could merely be prematurely grey. Old Obi-Wan's hair might have been white but he was still pretty quick on the draw with his light saber.

Ancient weapons and hokey blasters are no substitute for a good religion at your side!

[silkensteel.livejournal.com]

And think of all those wrinkly-faced women who used to be tanning freaks, and are now botox- and laser-peel-freaks.

He's just lucky he wasn't some kind of horrid melanoma-laced victim by the time Luke showed up. I mean, yeah, that's it. He decided to eat Vader's lightsaber because the local dermatologist up at Mos Eisley told him he only had a few weeks left, the melanoma had metastasized. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket.