That is not comforting

[patgund]

Saw today a bottle of Witch Hazel astringent, that billed itself: "...with all the gentleness of nature."

Gee, does that mean it burns like a jellyfish ? Or like a bumblebee ? Does it make your face feel like a antelope being brought down and killed by a lion? Or simply like molten lava flowing from a volcano??

Ya know, nature isn't that gentle.....

Comments

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Nature is just full of evil substances like dihydrogen monoxide.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Especially since they're letting that foul chemical into the enviroment. There's not a single animal on the planet who doesn't have some trace of hydric acid contamination in their systems.

http://www.dhmo.org/

[silkensteel.livejournal.com]

At the checkout counter today;

"Are those the organic tomatoes?"

"Oh yes, absolutely 100% Carbon-Based Life forms!"

(giggle)

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAAY!!!

Thank you, silkensteel, I appreciated that. Muchly.

[winterlion.livejournal.com]

ROFLOL!
Wonderful answer :)
I'd rather be the lion than the antelope.... ta!

Pfft. You think small.

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

All the gentleness of

a star going super nova!!!111!!!!one!!