Patrick McKinnion's Ramblings

In today's dispatches, not much except more of the continuing sputter of the birthers leaking balloon. George Miller fluffs up the Vermont Birther Ballot Jihad case and whines that the rest of the birtherstani faithful need to be patient in Alabama. Oh, and he's upset that Glenn Beck doesn't live in Birtherstan.

Meanwhile it looks like Dr. Orly got a warning in her Indiana case, while showing a mix of lazy and paranoia. And Boy Defective Mike Zullo takes a break from his usual friday fluffing with Carl Gallups to have professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau help him prove to the world just how unprofessional the Maricopa CCCP "investigation" really is.

Honestly, I feel like I'm watching the implosion of birtherstan. Dr. Orly seems to be reduced to printing the far-right smear of the day, along with any other conspiracy theory out there. Birther Report isn't any different. Others are trying to staple gun birtherism to the coattails of the Benghazi conspiracy nuts, the Boston Marathon / Sandy Hook truthers, or any other smear they can.

It's like watching a washed up old whore in a broken down bar still trying to turn tricks and convince people they're still attractive, still fresh, young desirable, even while they go on their arthritic knees for the next cheap john. It would be pathetic, if it wasn't karma in action.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, Dr. Orly demands a military coup, threatens Senators, and repeats claims from wackadoodles with absolutely nothing to back it up, I know, sounds normal for her, but it's actually rather worse than usual. Or at least more overt.

Speaking of washed up old whores, Carl Gallups is still desperately trying to make the Maricopa CCCP seem like they're doing something other than asking for donations. Padawan Paul Guthrie hears back from the latest judge, and the answer I'm sure fueled his vendetta against anyone with two X chromosomes.

And we have a completely unsupported claim in a far right blog regarding a missionary claiming that Kenyans are confirming President Obama's supposed birth there. Mind you, there's (not surprisingly), not a single piece of evidence to support this claim.

In today's dispatches, we have a university survey that shows the seeds of revolt and conspiracy have found some fertile ground among the GOP. Not surprisingly, the far right and the birthers prove the survey's point.

Fox News Latino asks Dr. Orly questions about Sen. Ted Cruz. Not surprisingly, Dr. Orly gets annoyed that they didn't repeat everything she told them verbatim. Carl Gallups continues to build up his "Any Day Now" sand castle, even though the evidence over the last year is that Zullo and friends are trying to sell steer manure as sirloin steak to the birtherstani.

Dr. Orly continues to call for a revolt. Birther Report continues rehashing old news. Dr. Orly gets annoyed that someone isn't paying attention to her. And convicted felon and forger Lucas Smith has groundbreaking news.

In today's dispatches, Karl Swihart wants to know if his Indiana birther ballot jihad case is back from the dead. Dr. Orly is a grumpy camper. President Obama has fun with the birthers, the birthers have a collective breech-birth cow. Death threats, racism, and calls for revolt. Why yes, it is Birther Report.

Dr. Orly's blog is just as full of death threats and calls for revolt, though Birther Report has the edge on anti-semitism. George Miller throws a temper tantrum over the very notion the scary black man is STILL President. The birtherstani come up with a new twist on the whiney letter.

We have pictures of "RacerJim". Dr. Orly sends out demands to harass, well, anyone she doesn't like. And we have video of the Sacramento Chapter of the Wilfred Brimley fan club.

In today's dispatches, Boy Defective Mike Zullo and his faithful fluffier Carl Gallups continue to insist that they actually have solid evidence, any day now, sure, you betcha, Corsi Corsi why hast thou forsaken us Corsi. Thomas MacLeran takes a break from being a failed Taitz courtroom prop to go back to his roots - writing complete racist claptrap for the Pest and eFail.

Dr. Orly has a collective shit fit over the dismissal of her Electoral College and goes off in search of new courtroom props. Marco Ciavolino whines that Terry Lakin hasn't gotten the respect he deserves or that Marco Ciavolino and Dean Haskins hasn't gotten the seed money for their cinematic wankfest starting Lakin.

We have a Birther Ballot Jihad in Vermont, while Dr. Orly's much-touted petition shows the world just what kind of lowlifes many birthers are.

In today's dispatches, Linda Joy Adams is rejected by the birthers. Lots of "any day nowise" from the various birtherstani. Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau allows Carl Gallups to commit acts of verbal diarrhea. Geir Smith professes his undying loyalty to Linda Joy Adams, and to the delusion for which she stands. One fruit-bat, incorrigible, with gibbering inanity for all.

Christopher-Earl:Strunk (™, ®, all rights reserved) has a serious mad at the judge who dismissed his case. Linda Joy Adams is upset at the birthers for not rolling over on their backs and wigging all four limbs in the air over her claims. Tracy Fair tries to appeal her Birther Ballot Jihad case in Maryland.

Dr. Orly dabbles in the whole "Satanic Panic" conspiracy land. With sources even less credible than her usual.

Some idiot bombs the Boston Marathon. My thoughts go out to the victims. My contempt goes out to the cowards responsible. My scorn goes out to the conspiracy idiots.

Dr. Orly gets a few more retired military officers to help her violate the judge's orders. Viscount Monckton shows a level of delusion only matched by his unspeakably thin skin. Dr. Orly goes into Lake Paranoia. The idiots at Birther Report are just waiting for some Great White Hope to come lead them in some un-american coup against the President. And Mark Gillar tries to out-fluff Carl Gallups.

In today's dispatches, Yes, I know, I got the date wrong on monday's dispatches. Blogging and cold medicine may not be a good combo.

Anyway, at the Western Center for "Journalism", conspiracy is the theme of the day. Dr. Orly uses the holocaust to sickly pimp her jihad. Nellie Ristvedt comes up with an entire new set of conspiracies, which the birtherstani are desperate enough to eat up with a spoon.

Media Matters points out that a Fox News Obama critic happens to be a birther, and the birthers become unglued. Dr. Orly splashes in Lake Sedition. Linda Joy Adams is upset that Dr. Orly won't believe her.

Padawan Paul Guthrie hears from the judge (hint, it's "denied".) Dr. Orly appears on another show, complete with disturbing photo, while also facing some much-deserved karma. What a surprise, Mike Zullo and Carl Gallups lied. Again. And more whiney letters!!

In today's dispatches, we have an update with Padawan Paul Guthries Sacred Sperm of Citizenship lawsuit. Rudy's Davis' church hosts an entire bowl of nuts. Dr. Orly sinks to a new professional low. Carl Gallups sets the bar low for the big Freedom Friday Q&A with Boy Defective Mike Zullo, except the birthers want to make sure no debunkers or other dissenters are allowed on to question Zullo's pronouncements.

The defense in Dr. Orly's electoral college case opposes her motion to recuse. Darren Huff ends up in an FBI podcast, CEL3 gives his current viewpoint on his former dental paramour.

Mike Zullo appears on Gallups show, much fluffing of junk occurs. If it could be summed up in six words, they would be "any day now, and send money". And Dr. Orly shows a complete lack of reading comprehension skills.

Ah springtime in Birtherstan. The wind down from the Berg Steppes, blowing the fetid scent of the lie factories and the fields of freshly planted racism. The view of the murky green waters of Lake Delusion, at the foot of snowcapped Bandini Mountain. And all around the screeching, inane chatter of the hopeless inbred citizens of the Glorious Patriotic Republic of Birtherstan.

Why in comparison to the regard for freedom of speech and love of country in Birtherstan, North Korea is a Libertarian paradise.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, Carl Gallups has a mad at Alan West, while making moon eyes and batting his eyelashes seductively at Mike Zullo. Video of Dr. Orly at CPAC, in all her ranting uniboobed glory. However, trouble awaits, due to Dr.. Orly having to swat down Linda Joy Adams for the crime of being too crazy for Dr. Orly.

World Nut Daily is excited over the idea that World Nut Daily columnist Larry Klayman gets to argue a birther case before World Nut Daily columnist Roy Moore. Which causes Dr. Orly to go "Screech! Look at me!! Screech!!" Meanwhile Dr. Orly wants her tens of followers to recall those who refuse to do the Birther Queen's bidding.

We have a three part Pest and eFail interview with Douglas Vogt which is chock-full of a quaint concept called "lying". Another salvo in the birtherstan civil war. And more steaming piles of taitz dropped off on the courts.

In today's dispatches, the attorneys for Esquire take a shot at Larry Klayman. Tom MacLeran tells the people at CPAC "I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!! (call me? please?) The Surprise! (AZ) Tea Party comes up with a brand new, can't fail idea - WHINEY LETTERS! Carl Gallups plays the "I have very big important news! Only I can't share it, but trust me, it's VERY BIG NEWS" card again.

For someone who claims I'm posting under a host of names, Noel Lawler / Yoel Lawlor seems to be quite happy to rack up more aliases. Pity the content is a broken record of lies. Judge England tells Dr. Orly in Very Simple Words how she messed up again. Lame Cherry asks "Joseph and Jerome, where art thou?" Rudy Davis is upset at anyone on the right who doesn't want to get the stink of birther on themselves.

Mark Gillar gives the birthers a whole new stupid idea. And we have a Glorious Peoples Victory for Birtherstan, as Linda Jordan only has to cough up a quarter of what she was originally billed!