Patrick McKinnion's Ramblings

In today's dispatches, Lawrence Sellin is still a steaming pant load of treason. Missouri State Rep (and speaker of the Missouri State House) Tim Jones seems to be trying to walk back his time as one of Dr. Orly's courtroom props, and the birtherstani are ticked at his apostasy. Tribble life-support unit Donald Trump is upset that people are still calling him out for being a birther.

Al Hendershot is still trying to put two and two together to come up with avocado, which doesn't stop Dr. Orly from playing leech on his buttocks. George Miller shows the world why "gullible" = "Birther", as do the commenters at Weekly World News. Padawan Pauly is trumpeting his second attempt to get booted out of the courtroom. Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau once again checks under the seat cushions for conspiracy.

Former PUMA Helen Tansey allows Linda Jordan to whine on her show. And disbarred attorney Mongomery Sibley comes up with what can only be called a "judicial worm".

In today's dispatches, Poodle-brained Therese Daniels is in a shooting mood. Birther Report gets upset at right-wing disrespect of the birtherstani. Dr. Orly is skating fast into conspiracy land, while Dr. Kate shows her allegiance to the all-knowing Lame Cherry.

Dr. Orly finds a SovCit group to try and hang off of, and shows a basic lack of mathematical understanding. Ever wonder what the birtherstani cost the US taxpayer?? One of Dr. Orly's cavity creeps posts a laughingly ironic comment.

Padawan Pauly submits version 2.0 of "flaming sexist bat-guano, the sequel" (Hint, he still has a problems with girl cooties). It doesn't look like Dr. Orly has many problem with KKK-like tactics. Mark Gillar whine and cries and throws a temper tantrum. And Geir Smith is just as insane as ever.

In today's dispatches, too crazy for Glenn Beck?? Joseph Farah goes on an extended whine that he can't seem to fool all of the people all of the time. Mark Gillar has Mike Zullo on his green-screened show, with an offer that Colin Powell will more than likely find quite easy to refuse, while the inmates at Birther Report show a level of maturity only lightly below that of a zygote.

We have a Jerome Corsi lie retrospect. Rudy Davis is aiming for other cars, lampposts, stop signs, and Secret Service attention. Dr. Orly comes up with Yet Another Really Stupid idea. Dr. Orly gets an order to show cause in the birtherstani civil war. Carl Swensson seems to have scarified his work, his marriage, and his sanity in his jihad against the President.

From Helsinki, Finland, Lawrence Sellin goes to openly calling for the violent overthrow of the US Government and replacing it with a totalitarian regime. And Dr. Kate finally has employment.

In today's dispatches, my apologizes for the delay. I didn't want to mar Martin Luther King day with the usual gang of seditious idiots.

Anyway,Walter Fitzpatrick releases treason gram v3.0 Carl Swensson blathers on. Geir Smith is his usual charmingly delusional and blood-soaked self. Larry Klayman preaches from the gospel of armed revolt.

Padawan Pauly's lawsuit gets the expected boot from the judge, and gungan gutthrie falls to the dark side of the butthurt. Upset that an Obama-appointed female judge dropped a proton-torpedo right into his legal exhaust port, Pauly proclaims that the courts have yet to see the full insanity of his fully bantha-dodo Constitutional theory.

Charles Kerchner indulges in projection. Dr. Orly has a protest in Washington DC, and gets a grand total of four people. Alan Keyes is nursing a grudge still. Sam Sewell seems to still be dabbling in birtherism. President Obama gets sworn in and Larry Klayman (along with 98% of birtherstan) have a prolonged tantrum. Viscount Brenchley continues to play-act the Monty Python idea of the upper class twit.

Rudy Davis seems to think he's on a mission from God. I suspect his orders are coming from the basement rather than the penthouse. Joseph Farah blows off the prayer breakfast he whined about. And Linda Jordan wants her fellow birthers to help pay the almost $13,000 in sanctions and attorney fees she racked up in her Washington State Birther Ballot Jihad.

In today's dispatches, I apologize right at the start for the fact I get more than bit cranky with this one. Anyway, the Western Center for "Journalism" manages to disprove their own claim. Boy Defective Mike Zullo appears at a tea party event and doesn't say much.

Dr. Orly is a lying, scumsucking, evil, nasty, piece of human filth who has absolutely no problems with encouraging others towards violence. She has absolutely no regard for this country, the Constituion, the rule of law, the court system, or even basic human decency.

There is a petition to ask the DoJ to seek sanctions and fees against birther lawsuits. Please sign it.

We have anti-semites at Dr. Kate's cesspool, and Dr. Orly has absolutely NO problems dozing up to them.

And finally Padawan Pauly comes back into birtherstan, and he's codified his "Sacred Sperm of Citizenship" theory into a lawsuit that combines breathtaking arrogance with mind-numbing incoherence and incredible levels of insanity.

In today's dispatches, Gary Kreep makes the transition from a corrupt attorney to a possibly corrupt judge. You know, it's almost a shame that Dr. Orly and Judge Kreep hate each other so much, since he would make the perfect "one honest judge" for Dr. Orly's little jihad.

More conspiracy-mongering at World Nut Daily, while Joseph Farah whines over the fact that the right-wing prayer breakfast doesn't want to too much birther splashed on them. The birtherstani are still thrilled over Dr. Orly's upcoming loss in the Supreme Court.

Two entries in the "You're NOT helping" department. A Tennessee gun trainer makes responsible gun owners face-palm in sheer annoyance, while liberal talk show host Mike Malloy manages to make debunkers jobs that much more difficult. Pam Barnett delivers some taitz piles to elected officials.

"Conservative Treehouse" has some rather clueless members. Cody Judy whines to the Supreme Court. And Dr. Orly is still trying to make Arpaio and Zullo do her bidding instead of Corsi's bidding.

In today's dispatches, Martha Trowbridge gives Sharon Rondeau a "I love you THIS much" award. Lawrence Sellin stirs from his home in Helsinki to call for a civil war in the United States. At least Larry Klayman still lives in the country he's calling for a revolt in. Meanwhile, the courts in Florida tell Klayman "no, you can't have rehearing, not yours.".

Dr. Orly manages to get proof that she did service the day AFTER her court appearance. Meanwhile, she goes off on a jihad against the US attorney's office by trying to prove he's not really representing anybody. That way she'll get a rehearing. And a pony. Something like that.

Dr. Conspiracy has a phone call with Dr. Orly. Both sides tell their version of the call. Of the two, I'd dare say Dr. Conspiracy's version is far closer to reality. More and more birthers jump on the "please oh please oh please save us John Roberts" bandwagon.

The Surprise! (AZ) Tea Party gets their very own boy defective. Dr. Orly gets a post-trial press conference video that suffers from the side effect of having an idiot for a videographer. Helen Tansey whines that all those nasty "Obots" are being MEAN to the birthers, a plight in which my heart bleeds purple peanut butter for her. And Dr. Orly gets a mad over the court reporter not bending over and going "yes ma'am" to her demands.

And the big news going into the New Year is Dr. Orly in a serious manic phase, sending as much crap to the court as humanely possible. And she seems to have reacted to the US Attorney noting her subpoenas aren't valid and haven't been properly served by doubling and tripling down, demanding a myriad of government officials drop everything and run out at once to her courtroom with every single thing she desires from them. And a pony.

As for the rest of birtherstan, Gabe Zolna continues to crank out the loony videos. Fitzpatrick fanboi Michael Lerman has a mad at the Orange County (CA) Board of Supervisors for not doing his bidding. Larry Klayman comes up with a brand new legal case to cite in Florida, or at least it would have been new if the defense hadn't already cited it. The "North American Law Center" follows birther tradition in sending out a whiney, demanding letter.

Larry Klayman whines at World Nut Daily, while WND's writer Erik Rush shows some serious looney tunes. "Birther Report" continues it's downward spiral. And Sibley gets a response from the defense on his dingbat cases.

In today's dispatches, Montgomery Sibley and Dr. Orly seem to be in a race for "most arrogant birther lawyer ever". Though Dr. Orly may still have the edge when it comes to sheer attention whoring. And when it comes to sheer levels of bat-guano insanity, neither can hold a candle to Christopher-Earl: Strunk © in ease.

Birther Report continues their quest to be "Stormfront Lite". Dr. Kate's cesspool is getting even more delusional as time goes on. A tea party group shows up with an awfully cozy relationship to the human face rash and the usual gang of idiots at World Nut Daily. "Political Outcast" seems to have a stock in trade when it comes to the combo of open racism and death threats, though Birther Report seems willing to ride their coattails.

Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump makes a 2012 "Worst of" list. Birther Report shows a level of maturity that could easily be matched by snotty Jr. High kids. Larry Klayman demands the judge reverse his stupid ruling in Florida and give him everything he demands. And a pony. And Dr. Orly gets a trio of responses in her Grinolds v Electoral College case.

In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily continues to suck on the birther pacifier. Gary Kreep lives up to his name. Replies in Wolf v Fundy, while Dr. Orly needs a geography lesson.

Dr. Orly gets all threaty towards the electoral college, the courts, and anyone else who she thinks looks at her cross-eyed. JB Williams and Stephen Pidgeon take a huge ol' hit off that Sovereign Citizen crack pipe. The Mississippi Secretary of State and the Mississippi Democratic party object to Grinolds' role as a Dr. Orly courtroom prop.

Crazy videos from Dr. Orly and Gabe Zolna. Dr. Orly demands that the House and Senate respect her authority and do her bidding AT ONCE! Lawrence Sellin comes up with a whole new call to treason. Birther Report continues to a festering cesspool.

Montgomey Silby is told "dismissed" and throws a tantrum. Larry Klayman is told "dismissed" and throws a tantrum. And Dr. Orly wouldn't know proper service if it came up and gnawed on her arm.