Patrick McKinnion's Ramblings

In today's dispatches, we have an update with Padawan Paul Guthries Sacred Sperm of Citizenship lawsuit. Rudy's Davis' church hosts an entire bowl of nuts. Dr. Orly sinks to a new professional low. Carl Gallups sets the bar low for the big Freedom Friday Q&A with Boy Defective Mike Zullo, except the birthers want to make sure no debunkers or other dissenters are allowed on to question Zullo's pronouncements.

The defense in Dr. Orly's electoral college case opposes her motion to recuse. Darren Huff ends up in an FBI podcast, CEL3 gives his current viewpoint on his former dental paramour.

Mike Zullo appears on Gallups show, much fluffing of junk occurs. If it could be summed up in six words, they would be "any day now, and send money". And Dr. Orly shows a complete lack of reading comprehension skills.

Ah springtime in Birtherstan. The wind down from the Berg Steppes, blowing the fetid scent of the lie factories and the fields of freshly planted racism. The view of the murky green waters of Lake Delusion, at the foot of snowcapped Bandini Mountain. And all around the screeching, inane chatter of the hopeless inbred citizens of the Glorious Patriotic Republic of Birtherstan.

Why in comparison to the regard for freedom of speech and love of country in Birtherstan, North Korea is a Libertarian paradise.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, Carl Gallups has a mad at Alan West, while making moon eyes and batting his eyelashes seductively at Mike Zullo. Video of Dr. Orly at CPAC, in all her ranting uniboobed glory. However, trouble awaits, due to Dr.. Orly having to swat down Linda Joy Adams for the crime of being too crazy for Dr. Orly.

World Nut Daily is excited over the idea that World Nut Daily columnist Larry Klayman gets to argue a birther case before World Nut Daily columnist Roy Moore. Which causes Dr. Orly to go "Screech! Look at me!! Screech!!" Meanwhile Dr. Orly wants her tens of followers to recall those who refuse to do the Birther Queen's bidding.

We have a three part Pest and eFail interview with Douglas Vogt which is chock-full of a quaint concept called "lying". Another salvo in the birtherstan civil war. And more steaming piles of taitz dropped off on the courts.

In today's dispatches, Larry Klayman gets all threaty over the very idea that people might just be upset with the Blessed St. Arpaio. Which doesn't stop him and Dr. Orly from fighting like two street corner whores over a $100 john. Businessweek takes note over the GOP's failure to appeal to minorities, and cites birtherism as one cause.

Dr. Orly wants the Department of Justice to go away, and, oh yeah, she doesn't want to follow the rules either. Meanwhile, she starts getting cozy with the LaRouchies. Chris Farrell pads out his already imaginary resume. Meanwhile, Pyramid Power author Douglas Vogt gets all death threaty towards anyone who dares disagree with him, and seems to think a liking for jazz is an autosominal dominant attached to the Y chromosome.

Dr. Orly's happy little petition has some signatures that the Secret Service be interested in. Devvy Kidd crawls out of her henna bottle to pen another chock-full-of-conspiracy piece. And Dr. Orly kisses up to the foreign media and badmouths the US in the process.

In today's dispatches, the fun from CPAC continues. With Mike Zullo and Carl Gallups saying they have wonderful news that's super secret and they can't tell anyone yet, sorry.

I know, it's pretty much the same as everything else they say.

But we also have Dr. Orly hob-mobbing with a whole batch of washed-up former politicians, not to mention deciding that she must, must, MUST crash a panel with fellow birther and anti-Islamic bigot Pamela Geller. Hilarity follows. Half-term governor Sarah Palin gives a tip of the hat to the birthers, the birthers wet their pants in response. Joel Pollak at Breitbart gets bent out of shape over being called a birther. More about the racist anti-racism panel at CPAC.

In other news, Dr. Orly gets told "No" by the House of Representatives AND the court. My Taitz fanboi shows with with a new name, new location, same lies. Birther Report goes "old news is FUN!", while complaining at those on the right who aren't QUITE crazy enough to be birthers. Douglas Vogt comes up with new claims that are right up there with his pyramid power and dead sea scroll claims. Dr. Orly goes "old news is FUN!"

Dean Haskins and Marco Ciavolino want your birther bucks to film their planned "Terry Lakin - A Love Story" project. And last but not least, we finally find out what the point was behind Walter Fitzpatrick's "Lane Hudson" calls to various debunkers. Yes, Sharon Rondeau was involved, and yes, the end result is as pathetic as one may think.

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly is told "Can't have writ of mandamus Mr. Taitz, not yours" A few paragraphs of uncut WTF. Mike Voeltz and Larry Klayman whine that the courts in Florida simply don't understand the law. Meanwhile, the plaintiff in Klayman's Alabama case gives an update on the case to a white nationalist website.

Wonkette takes a shot at Dr. Orly, causing her to use what marbles she has. Alan Keyes is upset that Glenn Beck isn't crazy enough for his tastes. My fanboi continues to amuse me. The Western Center for "Journalism" is trying to stir things up.

"Citizen" Larry Wells, George Miller, and Birther Report show their complete inability to read or understand things like "court decisions", "the law", or "the Constitution". Dr. Orly tries to get a reconsideration in her electoral college case, by pointing out she's NEVER been able to get service right.

Retired Judge Richard Sanders gets interviewed, and I suspect his client may not be happy with the results. And American Stinker gets citizenship law right, which causes the de Vattelist nuts to get their collective panties in a knot.

In today's dispatches, Gabe Zolna makes a smarmy reappearance. Larry Klayman falls to new lows. We have dueling nut cases, "Doc Vega" makes another appearance. Carl Gallups finally confirms the Zullo/Gallups road trip. The inmates at Birther Report seem bound and determined to rile each other up into new and impressive levels of racism, sedition, and death threats.

Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump also plans to attend CPAC, causing Zullo and Gallups to more than likely have to change their underwear with glee. Dr. Orly goes to Capitol Hill, and can't manage to get service right there either. However, this seems to thrill some of the mouth-breathers at Birther Report. Others aren't as fawning.

We hear from Hawaiian far-right birther George Peabody, trying to kiss up to the mainlanders. Godfather Politics shows an amazing lack of regard for silly things like "facts". And Carl Gallups fawns all over Richard Sanders, who is quite a bit careful with his words as Gallups is oleaginous with his.

In today's dispatches, Sam Sewell likes the "mass arrest" idea. Meanwhile, the organizer of said activity shows herself to just be a loving pancake of sweet humanity. Susan Daniels tries to channel denial into the court. Dr. Orly unleashes Yet Another steaming pile of taitz upon the court.

Meanwhile, Dr. Orly gets threaty and wants international help in her jihad against America. Michigan State Senator Tom Casperson discovers the fun of trying to get birther off of oneself. Polland/Polarik finds a new low to sink to. New Hampshire still needs to spray for dingbats. And Dr. Orly is told, once again, "no".

In today's dispatches, we have James Manning's vacation plans. We may have a new birther media star. Dr. Orly fails to learn from her mistakes. Or anything else. Rudy loves loves LOVES him a video of white women protesting "white genocide".

More about the "how DARE anyone speak ill of Saint Arpaio, blessed is his holy name!" crowd. The State of Washington tells the court exactly why and how Linda Jordan raked up almost $13,000 in costs. More racism, paranoia, conspiracy goodness, and calls for revolt from Birther Report. Convicted felon Lucas Smith takes to harassing debunkers. Some gun fetish types warn of an army of dusky hue.

A female conspiracy nut tells Rudy Davis off, and Rudy gets his klan robes in a knot as a result. We have a new conspiracy involving "fake marines", "fake guns" and I suspect a large quality of "real crystal meth". Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau is upset that the FBI hasn't gotten rid of the scary black guy yet.

Dr. Orly wants foreign help in her jihad against the President.. We have the 2013 birther bill, with no changes in body design or style from the 2011 or 2012 models. What we do have is a lot of birther HATE for said bill though. Dr. Orly is outraged that the Oscars included a scary black woman, while filing in Mississippi another Vogon Legal Brief. And last but not least, a call for a mass citizens arrest of the entire US government. Have fun storming the castle kids.

In today's dispatches, more proof that the bloom is long off the PUMA rose. Video of Dr. Orly's Supreme Court protest, with a handful of people. Minus a few fingers. Even George Miller is tired of Carl Gallup's tall tales, while Gallups seems to be trying to see just how foul he can get. The GOP may find birtherism the gift that keeps on giving, much like a STD.

More birthers are less than impressed by Gallups. Rudy's cat makes a reappearance. Many of the birthers have turned Dr. Orly's request for conference at the Supreme Court to the Trial of the Century that will result in that uppity darkie getting frog-marched to the nearest hanging tree Any Day Now. Being birthers, you would think they would be used to disappointment.

Coherent, well-written emails from Walter Fitzpatrick. Well, so to speak….

More Dr. Orly-approved sedition and treason. Alan Keyes is a bit bitter. Larry Klayman is worried that he may not get his civil war. Dr. Orly may be getting things ready to explain away her upcoming Supreme Court loss (hint, it's all the fault those uppity drakes and other questionable types working for the Supreme Court.) Sharon Rondeau shows a level of hypocritical stupidity that's extra special even for a birther. Disbarred attorney Montgomery Sibley has gone to playing judicial terrorist. And Linda Jordan comes up with an amazingly stupid idea AND a new conspiracy, all in one.

In today's dispatches, a prolonged "what do you mean the scary black guy is still in the WHITE House??" The birtherstani are all aflutter over the latest fart from the imagination of Doug Hagmann. Paranoid and delusional is no way to go though life Ms. Booth.

Dr. Orly posts a "Supplemental brief" which is basically Dr. Orly begging the Supreme Court to sanction her happy ass. Professional Seditionist Sharon Rondeau takes time from saying nasty, evil, and vicious lies about anyone she doesn't like, to go on a prolonged "wahh! people are saying mean things about poor little me!" whine.

Oh, and more birther videos.