Life and the Onion.....
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patgundSpaniards Vow To Once Again Decimate Population Of New World
"Seeking to reestablish Spain's global dominance after centuries of diminished empire, Spanish King Juan Carlos proclaimed yesterday his intention to unleash a mighty fighting force of conquistadores to reconquer, convert, enslave, and exploit the native populations of the Western Hemisphere.
"On this day we set sail for the New World to reclaim what is rightfully ours, and any savage who opposes us shall be either chained or broken in our name," Juan Carlos told the slightly confused crowd of Madrid citizens gathered under threat of death outside the Placio Imperiatus, formerly the Banco Madrid. "All shall bow their heads to Spain and Christ or lose them!"
"Be warned, peoples of the Americas, for the Reino Imperio de España comes to wreak havoc upon your heads and bring you under the yoke of Christ, God save you," he added.
"Seeking to reestablish Spain's global dominance after centuries of diminished empire, Spanish King Juan Carlos proclaimed yesterday his intention to unleash a mighty fighting force of conquistadores to reconquer, convert, enslave, and exploit the native populations of the Western Hemisphere.
"On this day we set sail for the New World to reclaim what is rightfully ours, and any savage who opposes us shall be either chained or broken in our name," Juan Carlos told the slightly confused crowd of Madrid citizens gathered under threat of death outside the Placio Imperiatus, formerly the Banco Madrid. "All shall bow their heads to Spain and Christ or lose them!"
"Be warned, peoples of the Americas, for the Reino Imperio de España comes to wreak havoc upon your heads and bring you under the yoke of Christ, God save you," he added.
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Date: 2006-11-26 12:21 pm (UTC)Ah, the Onion. We'd have to take drugs to get this level of bizarreness into our lives if we didn't have them to read . . . .
Well, drugs, or become SF fans. Or get a Mad Stalker, who can always be relied upon for the truly bizarre . . .
Did you know that Tony recently "proved" that I was lying when I said on the IMDB board that I didn't know you? The only fly in the ointment for this great victory in his Crusade for Tony's Version of the Truth is that, well, I never said it. I checked the entries VERY carefully, and you never said it, either. Damn. All that energy spent trying to prove a lie that was never made, wasted. [snort] And he says I need a life . . .
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Date: 2006-11-26 04:09 pm (UTC)Sounds like he and my psycho ex would get along well.
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Date: 2006-11-27 12:35 am (UTC)