Right........

[patgund]

Thanks to phinnia. I'll go with "this is a joke"..........or I am SO doomed....

The Sissification of Seattle

"Appalling news from the West Coast: The latest strain of the disease, uber-liberalism, has crept its way up the California coast and into Seattle, Washington. Men’s skirts, it would seem, is what the fashionable-fairies from San Francisco to Seattle are wearing this season. They are no longer content to swish and prance about in shorty-shorts or repulsively tight slacks anymore, so they have began wearing women’s clothing.

The kilt, long associated with those ghastly Scots, has seen a drastic increase in popularity among the jet-setting homosexual crowd. One manufacturer of this perfectly obscene item, Utilikilts in Seattle, was recently interviewed and subsequently featured prominently on the front page of Yahoo News. (See links below)

Friends, we are living in a world where nothing is sacred and very little is left to the imagination. The very last thing we need in this country is for homosexuals to be permitted, by law mind you, to wear a skirt. It is understood, that while the sodomite would unnaturally embrace the feminine attributes of a man-skirt or kilt, the main purpose is that it grants them easy and quick access for fornicating. "

Comments

[beki.livejournal.com]

OMG! The next thing you know, Tinkie Winky and Barney will be at the leather bar in their plaid skirts chasing The Wiggles.... Where is Fallwell when you need him??

Feh!

[patgund.livejournal.com]

I so did not need that mental image..........

[beki.livejournal.com]

Sowwy.. kinda sorta ;)

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Don't make me find the Barney / Dorothy the Dinosaur slash fanfic again...

or worse, the Captain Jack Sparrow / Captain Feathersword slash fanfic......

[beki.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's better than Captain Feathersword and Dorothy fic... That's cross species contamination ;)

Cpt Jack and Cpt Feathersword? I am so not sure I even want to even TRY to google that one... *shudder*

[countrycousin.livejournal.com]

Context doesn't look like a joke.

Feh.

[morgan-gw.livejournal.com]

...man-skirt or kilt, the main purpose is that it grants them easy and quick access for fornicating.

Because gods know, the only reason women wear skirts is for easy access. Blech.

Some days, I weep for the species.

"Ghastly Scots." I say we find a few caber tossers and hand this puke over to them, telling them he thinks they're "girly." Should be amusing.

[omcintyre.livejournal.com]

He's just mad 'cause he's not gettin' any!

Give me a man with sexy legs in a kilt anyday!

[jnork.livejournal.com]

Um, the author has obviously NOT seen koyote in a kilt.

Trust me, there's nothing sissy about him.

[silkensteel.livejournal.com]

However, I don't think he'd argue about the "easy access" angle. We all know sheep can hear a zipper at 50 paces. :)

[jnork.livejournal.com]

That's "at least a mile."

... Or so I've heard. I wouldn't know myself, of course.

[winterlion.livejournal.com]

It takes a man to wear a kilt. I'd love one of those awesome leather ones - they're handy for carrying a hammer or a sword.

The author's just jealous he doesn't have the cojones (or the manners) to get away with a proper man's garment - the kilt!


(aside - I'm not Scottish at all. I just find kilts neat and want one)

[beki.livejournal.com]

Or the legs! Mustn't forget the legs ;)

[dreamingcrow.livejournal.com]

I'm so horrified! My husband married me in a kilt. Obviously, I've been betrayed by his apparent manliness. Oh, woe is me!

Bleh. Idiots.

[cormac.livejournal.com]

I'm horribly amused by people who are taking this seriously, just as I took those who took the "OMG RUMSFELD IS A LAUREL" thing seriously.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

As I said, I'll go with a joke. A la "Landover Baptist" at that

[toraks.livejournal.com]

Just went to a wedding with lots of men in kilts (NorthEast of England, not far from the Scottish border, plus the groom was Scottish and wearing a kilt). They looked manly to me. Didn't think of the easy access personally.