Right........

[patgund]

Thanks to phinnia. I'll go with "this is a joke"..........or I am SO doomed....

The Sissification of Seattle

"Appalling news from the West Coast: The latest strain of the disease, uber-liberalism, has crept its way up the California coast and into Seattle, Washington. Men’s skirts, it would seem, is what the fashionable-fairies from San Francisco to Seattle are wearing this season. They are no longer content to swish and prance about in shorty-shorts or repulsively tight slacks anymore, so they have began wearing women’s clothing.

The kilt, long associated with those ghastly Scots, has seen a drastic increase in popularity among the jet-setting homosexual crowd. One manufacturer of this perfectly obscene item, Utilikilts in Seattle, was recently interviewed and subsequently featured prominently on the front page of Yahoo News. (See links below)

Friends, we are living in a world where nothing is sacred and very little is left to the imagination. The very last thing we need in this country is for homosexuals to be permitted, by law mind you, to wear a skirt. It is understood, that while the sodomite would unnaturally embrace the feminine attributes of a man-skirt or kilt, the main purpose is that it grants them easy and quick access for fornicating. "

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[morgan-gw.livejournal.com]

...man-skirt or kilt, the main purpose is that it grants them easy and quick access for fornicating.

Because gods know, the only reason women wear skirts is for easy access. Blech.

Some days, I weep for the species.

"Ghastly Scots." I say we find a few caber tossers and hand this puke over to them, telling them he thinks they're "girly." Should be amusing.