Wow....just wow......

[patgund]

A thanks to lapiskelinia for this wonderful New Zealand TV commercial

and how many sexual metaphors can you find??

Comments

[aeddie.livejournal.com]

None, for I am pure at heart.

[tepintzin.livejournal.com]

Gotta confess, most of them went over my head. Choking chickens, meat curtains, and Dirty Sanchez okay, the rest had me going, "buh?"

[mistresshuette.livejournal.com]

21. But I do have a very filthy mind and I love double entendres.

[duckflambe.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see the list. :)

I think most of these are local to New Zealand like the boar with the sword in its mouth(?) and the fat dog in a bath(?!?).

[mistresshuette.livejournal.com]

I went back and found six more.

1) Chocking the chicken [masturbation]
2) Riding a bike [sex]
3) Bell End [female anatomy reference]
4) Up the dirt track [anal sex]
5) Getting dirty [sex]
6) Losing your watch [losing your virginity, male]
7) Slapping the ass [anal sex or spanking]
8) Dog in a bath [penis getting wet with cum]
9) Spit roast [woman being penetrated from both ends]
10) Cream pie [cumming/cunnilingus]
11) Tradesman's entrance [vagina]
12) Pork sword [penis]
13) Got the painters in [had illicit sex or an affair]
14) A shag (at the end of the bar) [to have sex]
15} Tea-bagging [taking balls into your mouth]
16) Hand shandy [masturbation]
17) Beer foam overflowing [cumming]
18) Head/giving head [filatio]
19) Beef curtins [woman's breasts slighty covered, like the girl is]
20) Docking space stations [sexual inuendo]
21) 69 [sexual position]
22) Dirty Sanchez [man wipes his cum-laden finger on woman's face]
23) Miss the pink, hit the brown (at pool table)[clumsy penetration/anal sex]
24) Map of Tassie (on wall) [female pubic hair]
25) Ron Jeremy is a porn star. (man calls his friends Ron and Jeremy)
26) Meat sandwich [three way sex, two guys with a girl in between]
27) Rusty trombone [rim job and a hand job at the same time]

[duckflambe.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I got 1,4,7,10,15,18,19,21,25,26, & 27.

I guess I should spend more time hanging out with straight men in bars? ;)

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[lapiskelinia.livejournal.com]

I'm impressed! You caught more than I did, by a long shot. However, do you mind if I contest some of your definitions with my own interpretations?

#7. was a donkey-punch. He deliberately hit it in the spine with his knuckles coming from above, not an open-handed slap or spank.
#10. Cream pie (of whatever flavor) is a reference to whatever oozes out after a climax. Your choices are chocolate, strawberry, and Boston.
#11. Tradesman's entrances are frequently located on the back of a building, typifying them as "back doors"
#16. Not just *any* masturbation. More like an acrobatic display.
#19. Crude reference female genitalia, specifically in the case of long lips
#22. In the case of a Dirty Sanchez, the idea is right, but not the substance. Cum is not particularly dirty, nor does it leave a particularly swarthy appearance. There are other bodily substances that will, however.

What did you make of the hand covered in mud, not to mention missing a watch? Or the posts on either side of the dirt track?

[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

I lost count when I started laughing my @$$ off...then I had to stop and pick it up off the floor!! ^O^