Wow....just wow......

[patgund]

A thanks to lapiskelinia for this wonderful New Zealand TV commercial

and how many sexual metaphors can you find??

Comments

NSFW

[lapiskelinia.livejournal.com]

I'm impressed! You caught more than I did, by a long shot. However, do you mind if I contest some of your definitions with my own interpretations?

#7. was a donkey-punch. He deliberately hit it in the spine with his knuckles coming from above, not an open-handed slap or spank.
#10. Cream pie (of whatever flavor) is a reference to whatever oozes out after a climax. Your choices are chocolate, strawberry, and Boston.
#11. Tradesman's entrances are frequently located on the back of a building, typifying them as "back doors"
#16. Not just *any* masturbation. More like an acrobatic display.
#19. Crude reference female genitalia, specifically in the case of long lips
#22. In the case of a Dirty Sanchez, the idea is right, but not the substance. Cum is not particularly dirty, nor does it leave a particularly swarthy appearance. There are other bodily substances that will, however.

What did you make of the hand covered in mud, not to mention missing a watch? Or the posts on either side of the dirt track?