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I think Jones Soda Company has gone from scaring their customers, to active dislike of them

Jones Soda's latest flavors: dirt, sweat

"Ever wonder what the Seahawks' locker room tastes like after a big game?

Apparently, Jones Soda Co. thinks Seattle NFL fans want to know. The company started taking online pre-orders Thursday for a five-pack of sodas with flavors it says reflect the hard work of professional football players.

Clare Bowles, a spokeswoman for the Seattle-based company, said the four literally named flavors -- Dirt, Sports Cream, Perspiration and Natural Field Turf -- are "pretty lifelike."

"Perspiration Soda is kind of salty tasting," she said, with a slightly higher sodium content than the average soda, with a smooth, "stinky football sock" finish."

Date: 2007-09-28 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mama-hogswatch.livejournal.com
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Date: 2007-09-28 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeran.livejournal.com
Jones Soda Company: proving yet again that yes, the American consumer will in fact buy anything.

Date: 2007-09-29 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selenesue.livejournal.com
You really don't need to give me one of those for Christmas... Really. You don't.

Date: 2007-09-29 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragon-feather.livejournal.com
Damn... Oh well, I guess I can have it sent somewhere else then.

Date: 2007-09-29 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tepintzin.livejournal.com
YUCK!

Jones needs to learn when to stop.

Date: 2007-09-29 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] duckflambe.livejournal.com
Jones will stop when they come up with a flavor that doesn't sell out.

When they have a warehouse full of "Squirrel Vomit Surprise", they'll knock it off. ;)

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