Ewwwwww........
Sep. 28th, 2007 04:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I think Jones Soda Company has gone from scaring their customers, to active dislike of them
Jones Soda's latest flavors: dirt, sweat
"Ever wonder what the Seahawks' locker room tastes like after a big game?
Apparently, Jones Soda Co. thinks Seattle NFL fans want to know. The company started taking online pre-orders Thursday for a five-pack of sodas with flavors it says reflect the hard work of professional football players.
Clare Bowles, a spokeswoman for the Seattle-based company, said the four literally named flavors -- Dirt, Sports Cream, Perspiration and Natural Field Turf -- are "pretty lifelike."
"Perspiration Soda is kind of salty tasting," she said, with a slightly higher sodium content than the average soda, with a smooth, "stinky football sock" finish."
Jones Soda's latest flavors: dirt, sweat
"Ever wonder what the Seahawks' locker room tastes like after a big game?
Apparently, Jones Soda Co. thinks Seattle NFL fans want to know. The company started taking online pre-orders Thursday for a five-pack of sodas with flavors it says reflect the hard work of professional football players.
Clare Bowles, a spokeswoman for the Seattle-based company, said the four literally named flavors -- Dirt, Sports Cream, Perspiration and Natural Field Turf -- are "pretty lifelike."
"Perspiration Soda is kind of salty tasting," she said, with a slightly higher sodium content than the average soda, with a smooth, "stinky football sock" finish."
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Date: 2007-09-29 05:31 am (UTC)Jones needs to learn when to stop.
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Date: 2007-09-29 11:00 am (UTC)When they have a warehouse full of "Squirrel Vomit Surprise", they'll knock it off. ;)