Ewwwwww........

[patgund]

I think Jones Soda Company has gone from scaring their customers, to active dislike of them

Jones Soda's latest flavors: dirt, sweat

"Ever wonder what the Seahawks' locker room tastes like after a big game?

Apparently, Jones Soda Co. thinks Seattle NFL fans want to know. The company started taking online pre-orders Thursday for a five-pack of sodas with flavors it says reflect the hard work of professional football players.

Clare Bowles, a spokeswoman for the Seattle-based company, said the four literally named flavors -- Dirt, Sports Cream, Perspiration and Natural Field Turf -- are "pretty lifelike."

"Perspiration Soda is kind of salty tasting," she said, with a slightly higher sodium content than the average soda, with a smooth, "stinky football sock" finish."

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[jeran.livejournal.com]

Jones Soda Company: proving yet again that yes, the American consumer will in fact buy anything.