I don't want to know, do I???
Aug. 9th, 2004 09:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundFriend of mine delights in finding strange and amusing adult pictures to send me. I thought the set of the person doing the strip out of a Starfleet uniform was the most unusual to date.
I was wrong.
The batch she sent me was photos of a brunette having sex with a teddy bear.
Yes, sex.
With a teddy bear
A teddy bear with a strap on.
Which she's having sex with.
A brown teddy bear
That is....
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Yes, I will send them to anyone silly enough to ask. But still, a teddy bear. Wearing a strap-on. In which....
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I was wrong.
The batch she sent me was photos of a brunette having sex with a teddy bear.
Yes, sex.
With a teddy bear
A teddy bear with a strap on.
Which she's having sex with.
A brown teddy bear
That is....
(Twitch)
(Twitch)
(Twitch)
Yes, I will send them to anyone silly enough to ask. But still, a teddy bear. Wearing a strap-on. In which....
(Twitch)
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Date: 2004-08-09 09:39 pm (UTC)*raises hand*
*laughs*
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Date: 2004-08-09 09:53 pm (UTC)Give it to me Paddington, yes Yes YES!!!!!!!!!!!
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Date: 2004-08-09 10:47 pm (UTC)*views pictures*
My only question is, "Is this a dare, a drunken adventure gone horribly wrong, a lost bet, all in good fun, or a real fetish?" I am afraid that I probably don't want to know the answer.
*laughs*
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Date: 2004-08-09 10:56 pm (UTC)I'm quite certain I may not want to know. I suspect all in good fun, but I'm not willing to rule out her being a plushaphile - though she would be the first female "plushie" I ever heard of.
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Date: 2004-08-10 01:43 am (UTC)*shakes head*
Definitely weird.
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Date: 2004-08-10 05:35 am (UTC)Love, they're in the adults' pictures folder; look for "Wrongness." ;)
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Date: 2004-08-10 06:21 am (UTC)at
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Date: 2004-08-10 08:55 am (UTC)Maybe not.
It occurs to me that in the Gay Community, the term "bear" has a very specific meaning. If you have any Gay friends who are into big burly guys with lots of hair, you might want to insinuate that you have a bear picture -- then run like hell!
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Date: 2004-08-10 09:02 am (UTC)HUGS
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