I don't want to know, do I???

[patgund]

Friend of mine delights in finding strange and amusing adult pictures to send me. I thought the set of the person doing the strip out of a Starfleet uniform was the most unusual to date.

I was wrong.

The batch she sent me was photos of a brunette having sex with a teddy bear.

Yes, sex.

With a teddy bear

A teddy bear with a strap on.

Which she's having sex with.

A brown teddy bear

That is....

(Twitch)

(Twitch)

(Twitch)

Yes, I will send them to anyone silly enough to ask. But still, a teddy bear. Wearing a strap-on. In which....

(Twitch)

Comments

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Maybe #6 - all the above???

I'm quite certain I may not want to know. I suspect all in good fun, but I'm not willing to rule out her being a plushaphile - though she would be the first female "plushie" I ever heard of.

[blackthornglade.livejournal.com]

Ummm...I plead the fifth on how I come by this information...

But it's entirely possible that they were looking for something to attach the strapon to to simulate a kind of, sort of body...anything vaguely body shaped could do. :)

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.....Mayhaps someone put the strap-on onto the bear as a joke, and she ran with it?? (so to speak). The last picture with the two of them having a post-coital smoke seems to indicate some rampant silliness.

[ag-unicorn.livejournal.com]

Mayhaps someone put the strap-on onto the bear as a joke, and she ran with it?? (so to speak).

I did recognize some strenuous physical activity...but I don't think it bears (*weg*) any resemblance to "running." ;)

(And yes, I know you said, "so to speak"...but, of course, I couldn't resist making a comment. ;) )

[patgund.livejournal.com]

" of course, I couldn't resist making a comment. ;) )"

I don't think you tried very hard to resist either. ;-)

[ag-unicorn.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

You know my weaknesses too well. *g*

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.....Mayhaps someone put the strap-on onto the bear as a joke, and she ran with it?? (so to speak). The last picture with the two of them having a post-coital smoke seems to indicate some rampant silliness.

[blackthornglade.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Yes, that would probably indicate rampant silliness to me.

[thats-ms-dragon.livejournal.com]

Given the last picture, I am pretty sure that it was all in fun. I don't think that plushies usually encourage their playmates to smoke. *grin*


Oh, and I forwarded it to Dancing Star. We will be polluting the eyes of many. Ag_Unicorn threatened to go wash his eyes with disinfectant after viewing. He was laughing though. *more grins*

[patgund.livejournal.com]

(Laugh) You'll have to tell me what other people's reactions are then.