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Friend of mine delights in finding strange and amusing adult pictures to send me. I thought the set of the person doing the strip out of a Starfleet uniform was the most unusual to date.

I was wrong.

The batch she sent me was photos of a brunette having sex with a teddy bear.

Yes, sex.

With a teddy bear

A teddy bear with a strap on.

Which she's having sex with.

A brown teddy bear

That is....

(Twitch)

(Twitch)

(Twitch)

Yes, I will send them to anyone silly enough to ask. But still, a teddy bear. Wearing a strap-on. In which....

(Twitch)

Date: 2004-08-09 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thats-ms-dragon.livejournal.com
*giggle*
*raises hand*
*laughs*

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Date: 2004-08-09 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aeddie.livejournal.com
I've heard of male (I have a hard time considering them men) plushies, but women??? ewwwwwwwww

Give it to me Paddington, yes Yes YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 2004-08-09 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
You know, just for that comment, I should send you the pictures......

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Date: 2004-08-09 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catmcroy.livejournal.com
I probably should NOT ask to see them but...what the hell, I'm a lemming *raises hand*

Date: 2004-08-09 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
Hopefully, they've been sent to the right address.

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Date: 2004-08-09 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fionnbharro.livejournal.com
Um... count me in. (raises hand).

Date: 2004-08-09 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fionnbharro.livejournal.com
... And I want the link to the starfleet uniform babe....

Date: 2004-08-09 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
If you can send me an email address, I'll send you the Teddy Bear and Trek pictures

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Date: 2004-08-09 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caprine.livejournal.com
Ghaaaaaaa!

Date: 2004-08-09 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
That sums it up pretty well......

Date: 2004-08-10 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ag-unicorn.livejournal.com
My first, instinctive reaction (after viewing the pictures) was to go and find the non-toxic cleanser and threaten to spray it in my eyes.

*shakes head*

Definitely weird.

Date: 2004-08-10 11:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
There are things as interesting out there.

[livejournal.com profile] xydexx's Inflatable Animal Fetish Page (http://www.xydexx.com/inflatable/animal.htm) for starters.

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Date: 2004-08-10 11:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aeddie.livejournal.com
Heck with non toxic cleanser. Gimme bleach and now.

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Date: 2004-08-10 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dancing-star.livejournal.com
Pictures Please :)

Date: 2004-08-10 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ag-unicorn.livejournal.com
[livejournal.com profile] patgund, I'll take the liberty of downloading my set so that [livejournal.com profile] dancing_star can view them at her leisure.

Love, they're in the adults' pictures folder; look for "Wrongness." ;)

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Date: 2004-08-10 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
Well, I think [livejournal.com profile] ag_unicorn beat me to it. Hope you enjoy them though (or at least don't get too weirded out)

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Date: 2004-08-10 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peaseblossom03.livejournal.com
Excuse me while I poke out my mind's eye.

Date: 2004-08-10 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tepintzin.livejournal.com
Aah! When Furries attack!

Date: 2004-08-10 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selenesue.livejournal.com
Now I'm almost tempted to ask as well.

Maybe not.

It occurs to me that in the Gay Community, the term "bear" has a very specific meaning. If you have any Gay friends who are into big burly guys with lots of hair, you might want to insinuate that you have a bear picture -- then run like hell!

tap tap tap

Date: 2004-08-10 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackflag669.livejournal.com
And you havn't sent them to me yet...WHY?

HUGS

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Date: 2004-08-10 10:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
No email address to send them to??

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Date: 2004-08-10 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fezabel.livejournal.com
I am tempted to ask for them, but ....

I may never look at my stuffed animals the same way again. Especially the teddy bear I sleep with. It's just so *wrong*.

(And personally, I would have put it on my Cthulu. He's wild anyway.)

Date: 2004-08-10 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
A stuffed cthuhlu would actually make sense.....in a weird sort of way

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Date: 2004-08-10 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inyou.livejournal.com
I might regret this but go ahead and send them to me (mailto:oct_avian@yahoo.com)

Date: 2004-08-10 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inyou.livejournal.com
might as well send the trek ones for kicks too

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Date: 2004-08-11 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelique69.livejournal.com
Well, I personally enjoyed the pics even if they were a bit different. Blessed Be, Angelique

Date: 2004-08-11 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] patgund.livejournal.com
Oh, I figured *you* would like the pictures. :-)

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