Patrick McKinnion's Ramblings

In today's dispatches, we're seeing to continued breakdown of Birtherstan. Disbarred attorney Montgomery SIbley is told - no surprise - "no". His response is "oh please save us Mitt Romney!" Birtherism isn't the only delusion Carl Gallups has. Judge Lamberth tells Dr. Orly no AND warns her.

Larry Klayman manages to combine "worthless piece of crap" and "lying sack of crap" in one package. A satire site comes up with a story, the birthers fall for it. Again. Dr. Orly engages in a whine that all the birthers aren't paying attention to her. The Surprise! (AZ) Tea Party has an all-star birtherpoolza.

Mike Zullo is all over the internet radio stations with a whole batch of disjointed lies. Birther Report fails English 101. And Mark Kessler manages to become the crazy of the crazy in Birtherstan.

In today's dispatches, I finally tackle Padawan Paul Guthrie's response to the courts. There's enough bovine manure to fertilize a whole crop of crazy in it. Larry Klayman's fake grand jury comes up with an equally fake indictment.

But the rest of it is pretty much the ever growing insanity of the birther civil war, with Mike Zullo's dog and pony show and Dr. Orly's ever-increasing screeching over the fact that the birtherstani aren't paying attention to her.

In today's dispatches (sorry for the day delay), many of the birtherstani seem convinced that Boy Defective Mike Zullo is about to drop some news that will start the frogmarching from the White House. Though it seems it's more going to be a talk in front of a Tea Party group. Prom pictures of a young Barack Obama, Jr. are released. Birthers fall into Lake Conspiracy as a result. Judge England gives the final "no" to Grinols v Electoral College, and much screeching did result.

Strunk is told "no" as well. Some birthers are gaga over Zullo, others are whining. Keith Judd sets out with his own birther case. Carl Gallups services proven liar Joel Gilbert on the air. Joe Arpaio is told "no". And Dr. Orly implies that Joe Arpaio's services are for sale….

In today's dispatches, not much except more of the continuing sputter of the birthers leaking balloon. George Miller fluffs up the Vermont Birther Ballot Jihad case and whines that the rest of the birtherstani faithful need to be patient in Alabama. Oh, and he's upset that Glenn Beck doesn't live in Birtherstan.

Meanwhile it looks like Dr. Orly got a warning in her Indiana case, while showing a mix of lazy and paranoia. And Boy Defective Mike Zullo takes a break from his usual friday fluffing with Carl Gallups to have professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau help him prove to the world just how unprofessional the Maricopa CCCP "investigation" really is.

Honestly, I feel like I'm watching the implosion of birtherstan. Dr. Orly seems to be reduced to printing the far-right smear of the day, along with any other conspiracy theory out there. Birther Report isn't any different. Others are trying to staple gun birtherism to the coattails of the Benghazi conspiracy nuts, the Boston Marathon / Sandy Hook truthers, or any other smear they can.

It's like watching a washed up old whore in a broken down bar still trying to turn tricks and convince people they're still attractive, still fresh, young desirable, even while they go on their arthritic knees for the next cheap john. It would be pathetic, if it wasn't karma in action.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, Dr. Orly demands a military coup, threatens Senators, and repeats claims from wackadoodles with absolutely nothing to back it up, I know, sounds normal for her, but it's actually rather worse than usual. Or at least more overt.

Speaking of washed up old whores, Carl Gallups is still desperately trying to make the Maricopa CCCP seem like they're doing something other than asking for donations. Padawan Paul Guthrie hears back from the latest judge, and the answer I'm sure fueled his vendetta against anyone with two X chromosomes.

And we have a completely unsupported claim in a far right blog regarding a missionary claiming that Kenyans are confirming President Obama's supposed birth there. Mind you, there's (not surprisingly), not a single piece of evidence to support this claim.

In today's dispatches, we have a university survey that shows the seeds of revolt and conspiracy have found some fertile ground among the GOP. Not surprisingly, the far right and the birthers prove the survey's point.

Fox News Latino asks Dr. Orly questions about Sen. Ted Cruz. Not surprisingly, Dr. Orly gets annoyed that they didn't repeat everything she told them verbatim. Carl Gallups continues to build up his "Any Day Now" sand castle, even though the evidence over the last year is that Zullo and friends are trying to sell steer manure as sirloin steak to the birtherstani.

Dr. Orly continues to call for a revolt. Birther Report continues rehashing old news. Dr. Orly gets annoyed that someone isn't paying attention to her. And convicted felon and forger Lucas Smith has groundbreaking news.

In today's dispatches, Karl Swihart wants to know if his Indiana birther ballot jihad case is back from the dead. Dr. Orly is a grumpy camper. President Obama has fun with the birthers, the birthers have a collective breech-birth cow. Death threats, racism, and calls for revolt. Why yes, it is Birther Report.

Dr. Orly's blog is just as full of death threats and calls for revolt, though Birther Report has the edge on anti-semitism. George Miller throws a temper tantrum over the very notion the scary black man is STILL President. The birtherstani come up with a new twist on the whiney letter.

We have pictures of "RacerJim". Dr. Orly sends out demands to harass, well, anyone she doesn't like. And we have video of the Sacramento Chapter of the Wilfred Brimley fan club.

In today's dispatches, Boy Defective Mike Zullo and his faithful fluffier Carl Gallups continue to insist that they actually have solid evidence, any day now, sure, you betcha, Corsi Corsi why hast thou forsaken us Corsi. Thomas MacLeran takes a break from being a failed Taitz courtroom prop to go back to his roots - writing complete racist claptrap for the Pest and eFail.

Dr. Orly has a collective shit fit over the dismissal of her Electoral College and goes off in search of new courtroom props. Marco Ciavolino whines that Terry Lakin hasn't gotten the respect he deserves or that Marco Ciavolino and Dean Haskins hasn't gotten the seed money for their cinematic wankfest starting Lakin.

We have a Birther Ballot Jihad in Vermont, while Dr. Orly's much-touted petition shows the world just what kind of lowlifes many birthers are.

In today's dispatches, Linda Joy Adams is rejected by the birthers. Lots of "any day nowise" from the various birtherstani. Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau allows Carl Gallups to commit acts of verbal diarrhea. Geir Smith professes his undying loyalty to Linda Joy Adams, and to the delusion for which she stands. One fruit-bat, incorrigible, with gibbering inanity for all.

Christopher-Earl:Strunk (™, ®, all rights reserved) has a serious mad at the judge who dismissed his case. Linda Joy Adams is upset at the birthers for not rolling over on their backs and wigging all four limbs in the air over her claims. Tracy Fair tries to appeal her Birther Ballot Jihad case in Maryland.

Dr. Orly dabbles in the whole "Satanic Panic" conspiracy land. With sources even less credible than her usual.

Some idiot bombs the Boston Marathon. My thoughts go out to the victims. My contempt goes out to the cowards responsible. My scorn goes out to the conspiracy idiots.

Dr. Orly gets a few more retired military officers to help her violate the judge's orders. Viscount Monckton shows a level of delusion only matched by his unspeakably thin skin. Dr. Orly goes into Lake Paranoia. The idiots at Birther Report are just waiting for some Great White Hope to come lead them in some un-american coup against the President. And Mark Gillar tries to out-fluff Carl Gallups.

In today's dispatches, Yes, I know, I got the date wrong on monday's dispatches. Blogging and cold medicine may not be a good combo.

Anyway, at the Western Center for "Journalism", conspiracy is the theme of the day. Dr. Orly uses the holocaust to sickly pimp her jihad. Nellie Ristvedt comes up with an entire new set of conspiracies, which the birtherstani are desperate enough to eat up with a spoon.

Media Matters points out that a Fox News Obama critic happens to be a birther, and the birthers become unglued. Dr. Orly splashes in Lake Sedition. Linda Joy Adams is upset that Dr. Orly won't believe her.

Padawan Paul Guthrie hears from the judge (hint, it's "denied".) Dr. Orly appears on another show, complete with disturbing photo, while also facing some much-deserved karma. What a surprise, Mike Zullo and Carl Gallups lied. Again. And more whiney letters!!